Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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