Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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