Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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