It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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