Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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