I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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