Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
