so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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