recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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