You can't motorboat a personality
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
My feet surprised me
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