its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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