Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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