Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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