So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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