some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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