thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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