rhymes with "ouble enetration"
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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