two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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