I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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