it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Randomize
