so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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