Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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