Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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