This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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