Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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