And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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