I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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