Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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