they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
It's shark week go big or go home
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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