Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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