All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
im holly from the hills drunk
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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