i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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