What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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