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My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet

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(804): View more from Virginia

quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick

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(574): View more from Indiana

i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone

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(512): View more from Texas

there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.

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(913): View more from Kansas

i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.

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(231): View more from Michigan

Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.

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I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.

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