It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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