I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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