Welp...herpes.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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