Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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