we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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