I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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