worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
They took my balls.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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