He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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