you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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