well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
The power of my boobs compel you
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
