Your dad touched me again.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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