try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
