Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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