i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
