i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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