your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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